Pertinent Facts You Should Know About the Library and It's Librarians

1. Yes, the cameras work.
2. Yes, we have books.
3. Saying Thank you is appreciated.
4. 200's come after the 100's and so forth.
5. We don't know sign language or any other language you made up.
6. We can hear the bean bags.
7. Thanks for the confidence, but we must be honest. We don't know.
8. Do I look like a psychic?
9. The copier is self-explanitory.
10. We don't know when he will stop plunging the toilets.
11. Yes, we are watching you.

'nough said.