Quotes Often Heard in the Library

1. Do you have any books?
2. Do you know where the keychains are at Wal-Mart?
3. I just lifted. (We waited for clarification, but none came.)
4. Vigorous sign language. Point at unknown object.
5. So can we be friends?
6. I need a book. It is blue and white.
7. Do you have tissues?
8. As we are covering books: What are you doing? Our response: Breeding llamas.
9. We should start a blog.
10. Do you know what the tempature is outside?
11. I feel a little weirded out.

Yes, we have heard or seen them all.